Please submit a recent Net Worth Report documenting your income and assets: Reports must be signed by a private notary.
Please provide irrefutable evidence of your caste level. Documentation may vary here; here are some suggestions:
(you can mail your proof of status to 600 W. Chicago Ave. Suite 620 Chicago, IL 60654)
Please align your eye with the retinal scanner below so we can check your identity against our online database of confidential tax records and confirm your worthiness as a potential member of Groupöupon.
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